I’m awake. Why the hell am I awake?
omigod so thirsty
Was dinner that salty, Body?
I’m comfortable though, and the only thing I have in here is diet soda which has like, ALL the sodium in it. I’d have to get out of bed and get dressed to get a drink, and that’s not going to be easy to get a glass from the cabinet or anything.
HEY HEY HEY GUESS WHAT
Oh god. Yes, Brain, what.
SOON YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO DO IT AT ALL EVEN IF YOU HAVE WATER RIGHT IN YOUR FRIDGE YOU WON’T BE ABLE TO GET IT WITHOUT HELP.
Really? This is what we’re doing now?
yo i am still thirsty can you maybe angst later ok
I just want to go back to sleep. Can you just deal with being thirsty, body? It’s not like having to pee. We can wait. OK?
i am a parched desert but ok go off i guess
Just gonna lay here and pet my cats and sleep. OK?
DO YOU THINK WHEN WE DIE THE CATS WILL HANG OUT WITH US ONE LAST TIME OR DO YOU THINK THERE WILL BE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM AND THE CATS WILL RUN AWAY?
HEY DID YOU SEE THAT VIDEO OF THE CAT REACTING TO ITS DEAD OWNER’S VOICE? IT WAS ON FACEBOOK A LOT TODAY.
No, I did NOT because I knew it would make me cry a lot.
I BET IT WAS REALLY SAD, THOUGH.
I imagine so.
DO YOU THINK YOUR CATS WILL MISS YOU WHEN YOU ARE DEAD?
hey brain like shut up don’t make us cry
crying is really dehydrating
loss of fluid is really important to me right now ok driiiiiiink soooooomethiiiiing
OK FINE, holy shit, I’m gonna get up and get a cup of water.
ok cool but now that we’re standing up, remember how I said we didn’t need to pee?
i lied and we are gonna
Don’t you DARE.
we’re doing it
LET ME GET TO THE BATHROO….oh, GODDAMMIT.
YOU KNOW SOMEDAY SOON WE AREN’T GONNA BE ABLE TO CLEAN THAT UP ON OUR OWN AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE SOMEONE ELSE DO IT.
…Fuck you both.
ACTUALLY WE WON’T EVEN MAKE IT TO STAND UP WE ARE JUST GONNA PEE ALLLLLLLL OVER THE BED AND THEN LIE IN IT.
maybe when they come clean up the pee they can bring some water cause we’re still thirsty
I hate you both so much right now.