The thing about being friends with engineers is that you can no longer off-handedly say things like, “Man, I totally want a little spring loaded boxing glove on my wheelchair so I can push a button and punch people in the crotch when they piss me off.”
Because they would TOTALLY BUILD YOU ONE.
hahaha it was my plan to be that feisty old biddy who hits people and throws things and gets away with it cause she’s old.
Now I could get away with it because I’m dying but I won’t be able to throw things
I’ll build you a cripapult!
yoou just made that word up and I can tell from here you are immensely pleased with yourself for it.
I am not surprised you can feel it, USGS is going to be reporting on a smug shit eating grin of unprecedented magnitude.
This will be a thing. Nerf balls that can be computer targeted.
And he could do it, too. I will have to be more careful about saying ridiculous shit to people who are actually capable of making them reality. Even though it would be hilarious.