The thing about being friends with engineers is that you can no longer off-handedly say things like, “Man, I totally want a little spring loaded boxing glove on my wheelchair so I can push a button and punch people in the crotch when they piss me off.”
Because they would TOTALLY BUILD YOU ONE.
To wit:
Vashti Ross
hahaha it was my plan to be that feisty old biddy who hits people and throws things and gets away with it cause she’s old.
Now I could get away with it because I’m dying but I won’t be able to throw things
sad
Jack Bradach
I’ll build you a cripapult!
Vashti Ross
yoou just made that word up and I can tell from here you are immensely pleased with yourself for it.
good job.
Jack Bradach
I am not surprised you can feel it, USGS is going to be reporting on a smug shit eating grin of unprecedented magnitude.
Vashti Ross
hahahahahaa
Jack Bradach
This will be a thing. Nerf balls that can be computer targeted.
And he could do it, too. I will have to be more careful about saying ridiculous shit to people who are actually capable of making them reality. Even though it would be hilarious.
I need to talk to Jack more, I have already begun this project; and now it has a name.
hAHAHA You’re ridiculous. <3