Chat Log from today.
Eric: you write to much
going to need you to cut that down to like 2 paragraphs
thx
me: TL:DR – GONNA KILL MYSELF SOMEDAY AND YOU CAN’T DO NOTHIN ABOUT IT
Eric: yeah add a tl;dr on that shit
process improving
😀
but do tell me before it happens
me: I will. fo sho
Eric: i need to know so i can come steal that zombie tramp poster before anyone else
you know how it goes
me: hahaha I will make sure you get it.
Eric: and your baking stuff then we’ll call it square for all my years of service
me: hmmmm baking stuff might be a hard sell
I can add you to the pool of people to divvy that shit up
Eric: i dont want the divy
i want it all
im more qualified than anyone else
me: ….besides Eryn who went to culinary school with me
Eric: with my deep german baking heritage
me: hehehe
Eric: do i hear bake off?
me: XD
Eric: ok ok
if i make you the most amazing black forest cake
you put my name in the hat twice
deal?
k deal
and now i take my leave
to go sit in a class with people who dont even take notes
me: ok bye
Eric: DEAL
poof
me: (you forget I don’t like chocolate cake)
Eric: no i dont
but you’d eat it because it was the most amazing of all cakes
then you’d be like, shit my als is gone
too amazing
too
amazing
me: hahahahh I <3 you And I really do. Eric’s a good kid. The little brother I never had, even though I have a little brother. He is my spark of mischief, I am his Jimmy the Cricket.
Dude. DUDE.